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Gallery: 10 Iconic Jessica Simpson Quotes

Not only is Jessica Simpson an incredible singer, actress, and business mogul, but she is also hilarious. Here are ten of her most iconic quotes. Galleries: 10 Iconic Jessica Simpson…

Galleries: 10 Iconic Jessica Simpson Quotes
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Not only is Jessica Simpson an incredible singer, actress, and business mogul, but she is also hilarious. Here are ten of her most iconic quotes.

Galleries: 10 Iconic Jessica Simpson Quotes

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"Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s."


Galleries: 10 Iconic Jessica Simpson Quotes

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"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says 'Chicken By the Sea.'"


Galleries: 10 Iconic Jessica Simpson Quotes

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"I have to go... drop some kids in the pool."


Galleries: 10 Iconic Jessica Simpson Quotes

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"When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'"


Galleries: 10 Iconic Jessica Simpson Quotes

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"I have a huge rib cage, which is why I can hold a note out until I'm blue in the face... because I have such a big lung capacity."


Galleries: 10 Iconic Jessica Simpson Quotes

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"To be honest, bread constipates me, and I like to have my daily bowel movement."


Galleries: 10 Iconic Jessica Simpson Quotes

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"On my first day of Jr. High I was in Geography class, and the teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. And I was sooo excited. I was like, Damnit! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in Jr. high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand I was the first one and I said A-E-I-O-U!"


Galleries: 10 Iconic Jessica Simpson Quotes

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"To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs."


Galleries: 10 Iconic Jessica Simpson Quotes

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"Musically, my dream is to do what Norah Jones did. I can't play the piano, but to sit next to it and just sing."


Galleries: 10 Iconic Jessica Simpson Quotes

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After someone offered her buffalo wings: "Sorry I don't eat buffalo."