Like dating isn’t hard enough, now Martha Stewart has entered the ring and she wants her friends to die so she can steal their husbands!
The 80-year-old homemaking mogul recently disclosed to Chelsea Handler on the Dear Chelsea podcast that she wishes her friends that have hot husbands would just die so she has a chance at love.
“I had two mad crushes in the last month, which is really good for me,” Stewart said. “But it turns out, you know, one of them is married to the mother of some friends of mine and I just — he’s so attractive.”
While Martha Stewart is technically a convicted criminal, Handler made sure to let her know she should draw the line there and avoid husbands altogether. That’s when the playful conversation took a turn.
“You know, you can’t be a home wrecker,” Handler said.
“No, I’m not. I’ve never been a home wrecker. I’ve tried really hard not to be. I’ve had the opportunity to be home wrecker and I have not taken anybody up on it. And that’s really where — that’s where I meet men. They’re all married to friends of mine or something like that,” Stewart replied.
“Well, it’s very difficult because I think there are certain ages we go through where it’s very tempting because you wanna believe that, ‘Oh, maybe this relationship that they’re in is temporary,’” Handler added.
So, what was Stewart’s response? Well it wasn’t what we expected.
“Or maybe they’ll die,” Stewart said bluntly, but with tongue in cheek. “I always think, oh gosh, couldn’t that person just die.”
Martha Stewart has clearly evolved into apex predator status here, launching herself into Super Cougar mode. As a single gal out in the world, it’s hard to not be intimated by Martha. She cooks, she cleans, she’s rich and she hangs out with Snoop Dogg. All I know is, if you have a hot husband and Martha brings you a pie, don’t eat it.
You can hear the whole conversation in the podcast here. The dark turn comes at around the 9-minute mark.